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Veganuary Special: The Buffjack Horseman
From £8.00

white base, buffalo jackfruit, olives, mixed peppers & vegan blue cheese dressing

The Luigi (vg)
From £6.00

tomato base; fresh garlic; fresh basil; olive oil

The Mario (v)
From £7.00

tomato base; mozzarella; fresh basil; olive oil

The Super Mario
From £8.00

tomato base; mozzarella; pepperoni; mushrooms; fresh basil

The Wildling (v)
From £8.00

garlic & rosemary oil base; spinach; butternut squash; goat's cheese; chilli jam 

The Johnny Blaze
From £8.00

tomato base; mozzarella; pepperoni; red onions; jalapeños; chilli flakes

The Shire (v)
From £8.00

tomato base; blue cheese; mushrooms; potato; red onions; black olives; garlic & rosemary oil

The Fantastic Four (v)
From £8.00

(white base) mozzarella; blue cheese; goat's cheese; veggie parmesan; garlic & rosemary oil; sage leaves

The Pineapple Express
From £9.00

tomato base; mozzarella; ham hock; pineapple chunks & Sriracha hot chilli sauce

The Braveheart
From £9.00

tomato base; mozzarella; salami Napoli; haggis; Stornoway black pudding

The G.O.A.T. (v)
From £9.00

tomato base; goat's cheese; red onions; fresh rocket leaves; veggie parmesan; balsamic glaze

The Millennium Chicken
From £9.00

tomato base; mozzarella; pulled chicken breast; red onions; mixed peppers & bbq sauce

Double Dragon - 2 large pizzas for £18
£18.00 Currently unavailable

Any 2 large pizzas for £18 (Mon - Wed only, £1 surcharge applies to selected pizzas, excludes other offers)

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Deals & Offers

Double Dragon - 2 large pizzas for £18
£18.00 Currently unavailable

Any 2 large pizzas for £18 (Mon - Wed only, £1 surcharge applies to selected pizzas, excludes other offers)

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Bundle I - pizza, dalek bread, dips
£24.00

2x Lg Pizzas, Dalek Bread, 2x Dips

(excludes other offers)

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Bundle II - pizza, dalek bread, dips, soft drinks
£28.00

2x Lg Pizzas, Dalek Bread, 2x Dips, 4x Soft Drinks

(excludes other offers)

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Bundle III - pizza, dalek bread, dips, beer or wine
£28.00

2x Lg Pizzas, Dalek Bread, 2x Dips, 2x Beers // Cider // Canned Wine

(excludes other offers)

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Bundle IV - pizza, dalek bread, dips, wine
£38.00

2x Lg Pizzas, Dalek Bread, 2x Dips, Bottle of Wine

(excludes other offers)

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Sides, Dips & Desserts

Sides

Dragon Ballz
£6.00

customisable stuffed dough balls with a dip

Super Saiyan Dragon Ballz
£8.00

dragon ballz but larger, extra fillings and dip!

Dalek Bread (v)
From £5.00

garlic & rosemary oil; mozzarella

Rocket Racoon (v)
£3.50 0

fresh rocket leaves; cherry tomatoes; veggie parm cheese; house dressing

Dips

Pesto Mayo (v)
£1.00 0
Garlic Mayo (v)
£1.00 0
Sriracha Mayo (v)
£1.00 0
BBQ Sauce (vg)
£1.00 0
Chilli Jam (vg)
£1.00 0
Vegan Mayo (vg)
£1.00 0

Desserts

Radagast The Brownie (V)
£4.50 0

homemade chocolate brownie & toffee sauce

eat cold or heat the brownie in microwave for 30 seconds

Soft Drinks

San Pellegrino - Aranciata Rossa
£1.50 0

330ml can

Sparkling Orange & Blood Orange

Irn Bru
£1.50 0

330ml can

Diet Coke
£1.50 0

330ml can 

Coca Cola
£1.50 0

330ml can

San Pellegrino Aranciata
£1.50 0

330ml can

Sparkling Orange

San Pellegrino Limonata
£1.50 0

330ml can

Sparkling Lemon

Beer, Cider & Wine

Infinite Session - AF Beer
£3.50 0

Alcohol Free Beer

Beer & Cider

Pilot - Blønd
£4.50 0

330ml can, ABV 4%

Cloudy like a wheat beer, Blønd is a (relatively) low ABV session pint that packs in all the body, bitterness and tropical fruit flavour of a much bigger beer.

Brewgooder - Clean Water Lager
£4.00 0

Every can of Clean Water Lager sold goes towards providing a person in Malawi with life changing clean drinking water. 

330ml can, ABV 4.5%

Crisp, zesty craft lager - made with crystal malts and a completely unique blend of Sorachi Ace hops.

Pilot - Vienna Pale
£4.50 0

330ml can, ABV 4.6%

A sweet, malty drinking beer, with plenty of Saaz, Citra and Cascade dry-hopping to keep things interesting.

Thistly Cross - Cidershed
£4.00 0

330ml can, ABV 4.4%

Fruity & aromatic cider, golden in the glass, with a clean apple finish. 

Wine

Nice - Malbec
£4.50 0

Red, 187ml can, ABV 12%

Juicy & Argentinian

Nice - Pale Rosé
£4.50 0

Rose, 187ml can, ABV 12%

Dry, French & Lively

Nice - Sauvignon Blanc
£4.50 0

White, 187ml can, ABV 11.5%

Dry, French & Lively

King Rabbit - Merlot
£20.00 0

Red, 750ml, ABV 13.5%

Smooth texture, delicate notes of ripe fruit in the frame of the nuances of spices and oak wood. 

Capilla de Barro - Malbec
£22.00 0

Red, 750ml, ABV 13.5%

Notes of plum and bramble, fresh black fruit held together by lush tannins with hints of mocha.

Ribellata - Trebbiano
£18.00 0

White, 750ml, ABV 12%

A fresh and light wine, full of citrussy fruit characters with a subtle nuttiness and a very crisp, dry finish.

Finger Post - Sauvignon Blanc
£22.00 0

White, 750ml, ABV 13%

Bursting with bright citrus notes followed by a balanced, refined finish.

Corte Alta - Prosecco
£22.00 0

White Sparkling, 750ml, ABV 11%

Delicate and aromatic with fine bubbles. This wine carries lots of fresh peach, pear and an elegant zest.

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